February 2012
love-food:
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built the wall, we built the pyramids!! Maths, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! BANG!
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
trinforthewin:
paint4splatter:
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